“A woman’s beauty is supposed to be her grand project and constant insecurity. We’re meant to shellac our lips with five different glosses, but always think we’re fat. Beauty is Zeno’s paradox. We should endlessly strive for it, but it’s not socially acceptable to admit we’re there. We can’t perceive it in ourselves. It belongs to the guy screaming ‘nice tits.’”—Molly Crabapple, “The World of a Professional Naked Girl” (via feellng)
“I am especially sensitive to, and annoyed by, people who pride themselves on “just telling it like it is”. Sometimes these people possess a rare gift of insight and kindness, but more often, they’re being cruel and disguising it as some sort of lame superpower. Giving someone the hard truth doesn’t make you more insightful, it makes you the asshole who saw the same thing everyone else saw and decided it might make you feel better to say it out loud.”—
PUNK IMMA PUNK AND YOU'RE THE ANGRY NERD lol get it right
YOU WANNA TAKE THIS TO THE PLAYGROUND???? WE’LL TAKE THIS TO THE PLAYGROUND. ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE MONKEY BARS, DOWN THE SLIDE, ONTO THE MERRY-GO-ROUND WITH MY FIST IN UR POSER-ASS FACE. I’m sorry I don’t mean that but like if you want to fight we can.